So, you've finally got her to come over. This does not mean make your place look like Quagmire's pad with the disco ball and the bed that disappears into the wall. Here are few simple things you can do to keep the experience fun for her.
Tell her to take her time and start your cleaning. First, clean up you bathroom, make sure the toilet flushes and the seat is down. If shes not comfortable using the bathroom, I can assure you, she wont be coming over a second time.
Get new sheets on the bed. Make sure the bed sheets match somewhat with the comforter. Put all your video games away, the last thing you need her to think is that your a video game addict that plays video games all day. You want your place to look as if women have come over before and women have enjoyed your bed before.
Bust out the music, try to find something you can enjoy with a low volume and still carry a conversation with. I prefer any kind of alternative rock, just make sure to keep the volume down.
Check your fridge, make sure it is clean and looks as if it gets stocked. Stock the fridge with "bed foods". NOT chips, but fruits like strawberries, cherries and grapes.
After you have cleaned your place, clean yourself. Trim your genital area. She will assume that you do not sleep with any woman and reason herself out of having sex with you.
Take a shower and spray cologne in the special areas I talked about. Back of ears, neck, chest and hands. Lotion your self, the last thing you want are ashy elbows to sound like your scraping sand paper together.
And last but not least, trim your nails. This includes your toe nails and your fingernails. You will have to use your hands to turn her on and I can guarantee you she will not enjoy a sharp nail going into her vagina.
Erwin Washington - Mr. Washington showed up drunk three times over the legal limit, not to drive a car, but pilot a flight headed to Chicago with 150 people strapped inside. We here at MensTruth understand that it must be stressful with terrorists strapping bombs to their private areas and you being forced to watch Sandra Bullock's horrible acting in the Proposal, but this is not a reason to put 150 peoples lives at risk so that you don't have to remember the flight.
